Our great team has just got a picture of Miley's new boyfriend. It's been a secret for months, but now we have it here for you. This big guy is clearly filling up her taco. Miley is trying to erase her nazi life dating this sumo-guy. But isn't she one of the Führer's soldiers anymore? She doesn't hate black people anymore? Is all that behind her now? Well, clearly it's behind her. But what I mean is if she has really turned her back to the Third Reich. My humble opinion, is that she hasn't. This is just a big plan to catch as many black dudes as possible and make them work in her nest. We also have a picture of her lair and some workers in it.
This evidence is irrefutable. Miley Cyrus is actually building an empire to destroy the entire world. Her nazi-comunist soldiers are waiting underground for her commands. On every song that she has made there are secret messages of world domination.
So, friends, BE READY!
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